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nyc
Joined June 2010
mom & dad
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we found Oscar
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never mind her
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sometimes things in life just work out
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Casey Neistat retweeted
Nothing makes me not hate TikTok.
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solid miles this morning.
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Candice is a great mom
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whats the best way to delete all of your old tweets and make all future tweets automatically delete after a certain period of time (i ask this with a full understanding that 'delete' simply removes tweets from twitter, NOT from the internet)
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👍🕶✌️🕶 power lunch.
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a lot of heavy discussions on twitter this morning. take 59 seconds to enjoy this pleasant little slice of life
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this was me at the Met Gala in 2018. i showed up to the Limousine line on a @super73 and security freaked the fuck out. anyway.. havent been invited back since
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my flip-phone now has Apple FindMy™️ capability
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hey Anna, not gonna make it to the Gala. im totally tied up working on my flip-phone
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my flip-phone now has Apple FindMy™️ capability
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process involved scoring the flip-phone and airtag to prepare for plastic weld
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and lemme tell you this JB Weld is no joke. i used all of candice's nail polish remover to get it off my fingers.
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any flip-phones at the met gala?
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monday morning half marathon.
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i like to run hard on mondays. starts the week right. negative splits today, saving enough for a good kick on mile 13
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going through old photos; that time i drove to Wyoming by myself to see Devils Tower.
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Close Encounters is my second favorite Spielberg movie
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