Exec Producer on ABC's Modern Family. So many flops. Check out my podcast itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/…

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Joined February 2009
I'm constantly amazed at how different my twin daughters are. Lisa is so much more positive & confident than her sister Hog Face.
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Better call Saul.
Former president Donald Trump and close aides have spent the eight days since the FBI searched his Florida home rushing to assemble a team of respected defense lawyers. But the answer they keep hearing is “no.” wapo.st/3A4gCO4
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You think this Republican Party has a "left half?" HALF? And here I thought you were some kind of math whiz. You miss that day when they went over fractions?
To be clear, I support the left half of the Republican Party and the right half of the Democratic Party!
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Donnie, the justice department would love to release the affidavit but they can't do it right now because they're in the middle of an audit. You understand.
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Given that Trump has turned out to be guilty of literally everything he's accused others of, I'd say there's a 20 percent chance that one of his seized passports will reveal he was born in Kenya.
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Hey news outlets. It's been like a half hour since the search warrant details dropped. Where's the "Could these charges of espionage actually help Trump," segment? Let's go! This story isn't gonna trivialize itself!
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Republicans, your concern seems totally genuine and not at all political so I was just wondering... where does "not accepting the results of a free and fair election" fall on your list of "dangerous precedents?"
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If you're offended by @BetoORourke calling a guy who laughs at dead children a "mother fucker," then you might be a mother fucker.
“It may be funny to you mother f*cker, but it’s not funny to me.” @BetoORourke did not hold back when a supporter of Greg Abbott laughed loudly as Beto discussed the mass shooting in Uvalde.
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“It may be funny to you mother f*cker, but it’s not funny to me.” @BetoORourke did not hold back when a supporter of Greg Abbott laughed loudly as Beto discussed the mass shooting in Uvalde.
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Small but passionate crowd last night. Was a blast getting to do a double bill with my hilarious friend, @DannyZuker. Felt like my best performance so far. One more with us tonight - 10pm. Tickets are buy one, get one. #EdFringe2022 #EdinburghFringe #edinburghfestival
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So pumped to be performing with this titan of comedy in Edinburgh tonight and tomorrow. Coincidentally, tickets are 2 for 1.
Jerry Lewis charmed France. Hasselhoff continues to rock Germany and tonight, after my international debut at @edfringe opening for the great @Stapes, Scotland will be mine!
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Jerry Lewis charmed France. Hasselhoff continues to rock Germany and tonight, after my international debut at @edfringe opening for the great @Stapes, Scotland will be mine!
I’m in 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 for @edfringe! **RTs GREATLY APPRECIATED** 7 shows 10pm (dark Sunday). 5/6 Aug - w/@LizGuterbock 7 Aug - (Sunday) £45 bounty poker tourney 6pm G Maybury 8/9 Aug - w/@DannyZuker 10 Aug - w/@AnthonyDeVito_ 11/12 Aug - w/@michaelianblack 13 Aug - Zuker & Black takeover!
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Excited for all this!
I’m in 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 for @edfringe! **RTs GREATLY APPRECIATED** 7 shows 10pm (dark Sunday). 5/6 Aug - w/@LizGuterbock 7 Aug - (Sunday) £45 bounty poker tourney 6pm G Maybury 8/9 Aug - w/@DannyZuker 10 Aug - w/@AnthonyDeVito_ 11/12 Aug - w/@michaelianblack 13 Aug - Zuker & Black takeover!
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In defense of Trump, before he took office when America needed to be terrorized we'd have to outsource those terrorist jobs to foreigners. Today the greatest terrorist threat we face comes from radicals who are 100 percent made in the USA! (unlike any Trump product.)
While Donald Trump hosts an event with the Saudis and spreads 9/11 conspiracy theories, President Biden just killed al-Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahiri, one of the world's most-wanted terrorists who oversaw the September 11th attacks alongside Osama bin Laden.
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Found a lovely plot for Donald when his time comes.
The Ivana story got even worse By burying her in a pauper’s grave at his golf course, Trump has evaded property, sales & income taxes Worst of all her kids let it happen! Ivanka desecrated her own mom, who has become in death nothing more than Trump’s latest tax evasion scheme
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We've had 7 years of talk and hype about Donald Trump going to jail and not one indictment.
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Guys, you know how it's been my lifelong dream to disappoint audiences on multiple continents? Well, my dear friend @stapes is making that dream a reality! See you in Edinburgh!
Alright. Time to start promoting the sh*t out of this. Edinburgh 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿. Comedy. August. Gonna have hilarious friends open the show(s) like @LizGuterbock, @DannyZuker, and (hopefully) @michaelianblack! Also, I gotta leave early, so those fellas are gonna take over on 13 Aug!
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These outtakes are better than the end credits of "Smokey and the Bandit." #Jan6thHearings
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Five people are dead because Trump wouldn't call off the armed mob he gathered and sent to attack congress to steal an election. If that isn't against the law then laws are meaningless.
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