Political junkie -Unhealthy obsession with Chuy’s jalapeño ranch -John Oliver is totally my ‘fake boyfriend’ -Dateline is my guilty pleasure #TheResistance

Austin, TX
Joined March 2014
That Mike Pence felt safer hiding in a building where he was being hunted by insurrectionist lunatics looking to hang him rather than get into a vehicle with the Secret Service is why all the USSS texts are missing from January 6th.
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*sigh* Matt Gaetz is trending and I’m once again disappointed cause it just his everyday douchey dumbfuckery an not cause he’s finally been indicted for being a Venmo sex trafficking pedo.
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He looks exactly like this thing .. I used to call him Dr. Mengele’s embalmed son 😱
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No one is giving Jared Kushner enough credit today. Do you know how impressive it is that he wrote a whole ass book and he's not even a real boy?
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So, Now Bill Clinton’s sock drawer at the White House is the reason why Trump could totally steal top-secret classified documents from the White House an hide them in the basement of his ketchup smeared golf resort in Florida.😂🤣😂🤡
Solomon: In 2012, a court ruled that the audio tapes that Bill Clinton put in his sock drawer at the WH.. were personal records and that there was no legal medium by which an outside person could come in to challenge that..
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Thank you, Andrew, it's time people gave vague Gerberish bromides with zero functional paths to achieving them a go while an actual neo-fascist movement is trying to make America a medieval warlord state.
To the folks on the left who are upset about Forward - what you should be upset about is a corrupt duopoly that manipulates you and inflames you while serving virtually none of your actual desired policy goals. You will never get what you want in this system. Feel free to try.
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Oh. So, instead of attempting to make their pizza edible- Papa John’s is just gonna scrape the toppings off the circle of shit they call crust, an throw them in a plastic bowl- Cause *checks notes* this will make people ‘excited’ about pizza, again.🥴
To get people excited about pizza again, Papa Johns is offering a new spin on the classic, with Papa Bowls that are all topping — no crust. cnn.it/3QuAWiT
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Note from my dad found in his bee keeping equipment nine years after his death. He is missed.
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Dads coming in strong with the ‘nobody’s gonna force my daughter to carry some rapist or lowlifes baby’ energy. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
New Fox News Poll: Shift Towards Democratic Party Since May Women: +7D White Women: +8D Nonwhite Women: +10D Suburban Women: +9D Men: +4D Dads: +28D
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Wyoming GOP had a choice between a politician telling them hard truths and an incoherent hate potato shrieking lies in their general direction...it wasn't even close. Truth is a deal breaker for Republicans.
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MTG and Boebert
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Russian state TV's "Sunday Evening with Vladimir Solovyov," host Vladimir Solovyov said: “I’m very worried for our agent Trump. They found everything at Mar-a-Lago, they got packages of documents." And not a single Republican has said one word to oppose it.
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The Jesus-Trump Christian Nationalism cult is so creepy. #Cult45
I have to be honest, there is nothing quite like Trump as Jesus pulling the Statue of Liberty from the water--presumably as a result of climate change he helped accelerate, but details!--to know that we are in hell already.
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Katie Porter just flinging that whiteboard at people like Captain America’s shield.
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The Wyoming Cheneysaw Massacre.
Liz Cheney Unchained- Free to now devote all her time burning Trump an the GOP to the ground.
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Liz Cheney Unchained- Free to now devote all her time burning Trump an the GOP to the ground.
Cheney directly calling out Trump’s claims about planted evidence
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You can call the fascists fascists. They know they are fascists. They love being fascists. No one accidentally ends up a fascist. All of the hand wringing bullshit by bystanders sympathetic to the fascism shouldn't matter because it is fucking fascism. Hurt their feeling.
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John Fetterman’s daily dragging of Dr. Oz never gets old😂🤣😂 And all the crudité slander in comments is 🔥🏆👇🏻
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This Reagan Republican is ready to turn the page on Abbott’s extremism and move Texas forward.
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Texas Moms are done with Greg Abbott’s shit. #AbbottFailedTexas #BetoforGovernor2022
The Mother’s Against Greg Abbott are ready for the first day of school…
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