Hotelier, snark, midlife cat guy. If it appears I'm making a serious argument I'm probably just mocking you.

Virginia, USA
Joined September 2019
I love pie. At an event years back someone dropped the pie. It collapsed. A debate ensued as to whether to throw it out. The Wife: It's just cobbler now. Eat it. When life falls apart, it's just cobbler. We are all cobbler people now in this year of our Lord 2020.
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He is so great live. I stand by my idea that musicians/bands he’s parodied should make an album doing his version of their songs.
Weird Al has had a pretty goddamn successful career for a guy who was dismissed as a fad and gimmick. Recognize.
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who cares? Top Gun 2 obviously didn’t get a release in mainland China but it smashed box office records, blasting past the $1 billion mark in ticket sales to become the most successful film of Cruise’s 40-year career. The lesson? 🇺🇸 doesn’t need the Chinese market
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Replying to @MaxBoot
You fucking idiot. This is literally the reason the Senate and electoral college were created in the first place.
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Because we gave you that “L” in 1776.
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🤣😂👍👏‼️ 👇👇👇
Replying to @KCTaz @TonyLimaPOL
Proof the earth is not flat. If it were flat, the cats would have already pushed everything off the edge.
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"Security is hard": parks and rec edition -
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Replying to @JonahDispatch
"It's not fair that tiny states have such powerful influential senators!" Bernie Sanders fans.
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Replying to @just_Libert_e
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Hotels pride themselves on discretion. (Umbrella Academy season 3)
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WATCH: Greg's latest monologue. #Gutfeld
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They really kicked all the homeless ppl off Venice beach so they could film Barbie movie. Can yall shoot the Bratz Dollz movie at the Venice 405 underpass?
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Elmo wants to know when Elmo is getting Elmo’s money
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10 minutes before leaving work I discover that someone has vomited copiously under the canopy (where everyone pulling in will find it), dropped a washcloth on it to “clean up”, and not said a word about it. Cleaned it up.
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Walk out the back door to my truck, a large McDonalds order strewn down the sidewalk. Cleaned it up. Get to my truck, the *rest* of the McDonalds order tossed across the parking lot. WTF is with people?😡
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There’s a bunny right outside the invisible fence. The dog keeps looking at me like it’s my fault somehow.🙄
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Now she is sitting and very deliberately *not* looking at the bunny.😂
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Cannot believe people are hunting with an AR-15 chambered in the psychotically overpowered .223 round. We need to legally mandate that you can only hunt with the anemic .308 or .30-06, as used in this civilian-style rifle.
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