I prefer Southern California over not Southern California. (he/him)

Living on Tongva native land
Joined August 2021
Judging by the spam email I get, I have determined that I am exceptionally good looking and have an incredible amount of unclaimed wealth in bank accounts all over the world.
Noooooooooooooooooo!!!
Holy fucking shit!!!
I love it when a punter makes an effective tackle
Why hasn’t anyone put flexible solar cell on the back of phones yet? @Apple @SamsungMobileUS
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Proud to buy cookies from Girl Scout Troop 6000 in NYC that serves girls in the shelter system. @DevinCow will you spread the word to the herd? girlscoutsnyc.org/en/whatgir…
Eating a hotdog with lots of onions. You’ve been warned
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I’ll never be able to afford a home in #California but I get this instead 👇
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Conservatives upset about their M&Ms can send them to me.
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SOURCES: Former VP Mike Pence still not allowed to be alone with the new green M&M
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Every so often the pavement disappears. I don’t really have legs, or lungs, or even a heart. I’m moving silently like a train through a tunnel on mute. I’m not fast. I’m not slow. I’m just there. It’s amazing. #NightRun
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Do #hiring managers and recruiters realize that #unicorns aren’t real? 🤔
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Pete retweeted
We’ve been “Americans” — 23,000 years longer — than Mitch McConnell.
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I’m invoking executive privilege starting now. Just in case.
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There’s no dress code for defending voting rights today.
Tester on way to caucus meeting
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Ok. Enough. I’ve decided to be related to a Carnegie. A Rockefeller if I must. Definitely not a Vanderbilt or DuPont.
How’s this poll working out Ronnie?? @SenRonJohnson
Do you want to IMPLODE the filibuster so the Dems can RAM their voting rights legislation through Congress?