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Joined October 2016
Just so I can keep these altogether in one place and pin them for whomever might care. My personal backstory: twitter.censors.us/hoarsewisperer/s… 1/3
Last week, I asked if my back story was something people were interested in reading about. The answer was a fairly overwhelming ‘yes’ so now I suppose I owe it to you to make good. To be honest, I’ve struggled with this, so this may be a bumpy ride. 1/
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So, this was hella fun. Catching Thundercat, The Strokes, and the Red Hot Chili Peppers with my son. An absolute metric ton of fun. 1/2
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And a tad closer… Fun night.
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Stadium shows, man… Love them. Ain’t nothing like that energy.
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Been trying to catch this cat for over two years… but then COVID got in the way… and then schedules never lined up… And then it worked out. Got to see the supremely talented @dennishammkeys playing with @Thundercat tonight at MetLife Stadium. 1/2
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So good, seeing you play and getting to hang with you a bit afterwards, Dennis. Total blast. Thank you so much for having my son and me to the show. Made for one hell of a birthday. And, awesome opening set (which my crappy iPhone did not do justice here). //
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The Yankees seem somehow unaware that Aroldis Chapman is not good at pitching.
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Chuck Grassley is a profligate liar.
Video thread from Chuck Grassley’s town hall in Corydon (Wayne County) today: “I’m for the $35 cap,” Grassley told the crowd about insulin, a little over a week after voting against the insulin caps that passed and helping shoot down another one for privately-insured people
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Sit this one out, Venmo Vic.
Newsflash for @Liz_Cheney: Colluding with the Lincoln Project doesn’t make you Abraham Lincoln.
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Never forget that Charlie Kirk’s parents basically abandoned him into the care of Republican extremists for his formative years. He basically got his love from the soulless, amoral “conservatives” who profit from selling white nationalism.
Charlie Kirk: “I didn’t go to college .. The college cartel has done so much damage to our country. I believe the college cartel is no better than the Mexican drug cartel.”
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Seen this yet?
John Thune and Mitch McConnell have created a Badland in the heart of America. Do you have what it takes to survive? Watch and share our epic new video!
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Nothing says “fitness” like limping into the gym. In my defense, I didn’t hurt my calf in the gym; and I was just going to sit in the hot tub.
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Local man upset at good news.
Biden better enjoy it, because I strongly suspect "Signing signature bill with Dow surging in corner after string of positive economic news, while GOP debates how to handle his likely opponent's FBI investigation" is not going to be a typical week moving forward
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I don’t know why we are forced to go through the same tedious faux-shock every time the country again demonstrates that the Republican Party is dead and there is only the MAGA Party now. Duh. No kidding. The public’s failure to grasp this is part of the problem.
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The Hoarse Whisperer retweeted
Sanity so far seems to prevail in Alaska, as Lisa Murkowski, who voted to impeach Trump, is in the lead, while Masked Singer mess Sarah Palin trails Democrat Mary Peltola, 38% to 32% with 2/3 of the vote in. The other front-running Republican, Nick Begich, was at 29%.
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I’m all for rewarding good behavior but that lady ain’t no hero
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I don’t feel compelled to lionize a career politician who was consumed by the monster they helped create.
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If the Yankees continue to play this badly, they’ll be forced to make big changes like… give Aaron Boone another contract extension and sign Aaron Hicks through 2058.
The Yankees have now lost 11 of their last 13 games.
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I’m surprised they won two. This lineup is trash.
The Yankees have now lost 11 of their last 13 games.
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The Hoarse Whisperer retweeted
Why would anyone admit to being like this
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President Biden and Democrats just capped seniors’ prescription drug expenses at $2,000 a year.
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