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Every time you ask if birds are real, we send another one to watch you.
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Rest in Peace, @arizona_sos. You tried, lied, and got fried.
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The New Biden 46 Atlanta Native American jerseys are a huge hit! Orders are expected to start flying in soon, probably!
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On the new jersey, @POTUS said, "I remember when I lived on the reservation. I'd send up smoke signals with the poor kids, and the white kids enjoyed it, Jack."
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The outgoing Italian prime minister prepares to leave on his own terms:
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Italy elects Mamma Mia as new Prime Minister.
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Are you a local criminal who illegally owns a gun? You should come down to the police station and turn those in.
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BREAKING: @DecisionDeskHQ calls the Russian annexation referendum for @JebBush.
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Dow is short for Down.
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BREAKING: "Quit trying to make it sexual" says man running around in onesies asking to read to children.
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These onesies are available for purchase at your local Chippendale's Youth Center.
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Congratulations to @JCPSKY for embracing racism as a requirement for hiring principals! MLK Jr.'s legacy was getting stale anyway.
REPORT: Schools in Louisville, Kentucky will require principals to pass their "Equity Screening" process in order to be hired in the district. The Equity tool actively rejects those who believe in "colorblindness." Via @MrDanielBuck and @JasonJAnger: chalkboardreview.com/report-…
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Congratulations to the Dow for reaching a new height of below 30,000! This is what recovery looks like. 🔥
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This man will read to your children and you'll like it.
BREAKING: Education Nonprofit to host "all-ages" drag event & "storytime" with controversial drag queen in Pendleton, Indiana. Via @claynrobinson: chalkboardreview.com/report-…
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We're dispatching the new IRS Agents of Democracy to your location.
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Giant fake breasts without big protruding nipples are pointless.
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These Monkeypox cures are getting out of hand.
FDA warns against potentially deadly 'NyQuil Chicken Challenge' trib.al/acTTZui
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BREAKING: North Dakota authorities aren't preparing for Republican rioters not expected to burn down local businesses after the political murder.
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No, Biden calling Republicans the greatest threat to the country didn't inspire a grown man to kill a 17-year-old. We only make those assertions when Republicans speak.
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We'll memory-hole this story in a few days, don't worry.
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