Instead of 4 free covid tests, could the government just give us the heads up next pandemic so we can buy stocks, too?

Jan 19, 2022 · 2:53 AM UTC

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I want in on that
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And zero percent loans to invest with too
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I cannot tell a lie. I stole that and sent it to my kids on Facebook. 😉
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Someone can have my free tests. I’ll just stay home if I don’t feel well like we did in the old days when people had some damn sense.
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This tweet deserves a follow. Well done.
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Replying to @e_galv @mcandrus
It feels like one of those class action settlements where the lawyers get rich and we each get 6 months of free credit monitoring.
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😂 I’m gonna use that and I’ll be sure to give you the credit lol
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UK citizens are allowed up to 7 free tests per week ie you could test every day of the year for free
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Nothing is free ! Not even the toe tag when you croke
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