Sleep enthusiast. Annoying dork. Nature nerd. twitter.censors.us/search?q=from:KL…

Joined March 2019
How many times can you ask, "what are you up to?" or "what are you doing?" without getting annoying?
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Daughter's specific birthday cake request: rainbow tie dye cake with sprinkles.
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I've got a thick thighs and kind heart and that has got to count for something.
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Oh no you blocked me and now I can't see your shitty tweets! What ever will I do?
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-Hurry up! We're going to be late! -So you're not stopping for coffee? -Thats why you need to hurry up!
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Don't be afraid to show your happiness.
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I could be real I could be a catfish You don't know Maybe it's Maybelline
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I thought about rescuing a fuck boi but decide a puppy would be more fun
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When your son loves baseball 😂
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Some people need to go stand in the corner and think about what they did for a while.
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I'd rather talk to you people. My friends want to go out and stuff.
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Humans are a complete shit show species. We are just intelligent enough to fuck everything up.
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My superpower is keeping a poker face regardless of the emotional storm happening within me.
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From time to time, I still want to contact you, just for a moment, then I remember, you're gone.
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I always feel so bad when a dog sneezes and hits his nose on the ground. Must hurt.
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Losing followers because I value lives 😂 byyyeeeeee
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Ever solved a Rubik's cube?
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Your work environment has a greater impact on your mental health than your therapist.
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Children won't learn if they don't feel safe.
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